10 THINGS LOSERS DO ON FRIENDSTER

ONE:

Stop posting multiple bulletins!!!

People would read your bulletin if they
really want to!

Or even stop saying, "READ ME", like I
said, people would read it if they
want to.



TWO:

To the people who have like 1,000
friends,

are you serious?

You don’t know half the people!

You're stupid.

Go play in traffic.



THREE:

Don't ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if you were,

you wouldn't post them.

And if u do u r a f*cking idiot.


FOUR:

Nobody cares about threats over the
internet.

Don't try to act hardcore with the
keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the
special Olympics,

even if you win, you're still retarded.



FIVE:

Quit crying because you're not on
some ones featured friends.

Who cares?

IT'S THEIR PROFILE!!!

NOT YOURS !!!



SIX:

Who really cares if I don't accept you
as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Don't send me another request or
message
asking

"What's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend,

that's what's up dumbass!!!


SEVEN:

6th graders who have Friendster

and look like sluts, and act like
whores
go somewhere else because nobody

wants you here.


EIGHT:

If you have decided to read this,

you are a true Friendster Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins.


NINE:

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through
people's brains.


TEN:

And if you open a bulletin and it says
something like

" Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost
will rape your dog

tonight, or "some dead skinless girl is
gonna rape your mom "

QUIT BEING A DUMB A$S!!



This is a test to see how many people

in your friends list

actually pay attention to you.